Spell Block Tango Оказывается, на западе взяли и красиво-антуражно перепели Cell Block Tango на диснеевский лад.
В оригинале шесть дамочек-убийц расссказывают, "как дело было". Ну и тут тоже.
VIDEO читать дальше Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! And now the six merry murderesses of the Captain Hook County Jail In their rendition of 'The Spell Block Tango' Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would have done the same Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Jasper and Horace. They didn’t know their fabric, I asked for spot. No, not stripe, not dot. Spot! Well, I come home this one day And I'm really irritated and looking for a little sympathy, and there's Jasper and Horace Layin' on the couch, drinking a beer with 10 yards of dotted fabric. No, not spotted, dotted! So, I said to them, I said "You buy me dotted one more time", and they did So I took the shotgun off the wall And I fired two warning shots. Into their heads. They had it coming, they had it coming They only had themselves to blame If you'd been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would have done the same Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! I met Doc in the Faraway Land about two years ago And he told me he was single and we hit it off right away So, we started living together He'd go to work at a little jewel mine and come home singing Hey-ho, I'd fix him a drink, we'd have dinner. Then I found out, single he told me. Single, my glass! Not only was he married, oh no, he had six men One of those Dwarfs, you know. So that night, when he came home from work. I fixed him his drink, as usual You know, some guys just can't hold their apple juices. He had it coming, he had it coming He took a flower in its prime And then he used it and he abused it It was a murder but not a crime. Now, I'm standing over the corals, mixing us some catfishes for dinner minding my own business In storms Prince Eric in a jealous rage "You been screwin' King Triton", he says He was crazy and he kept on screaming "You been screwin King Triton" And then he ran into my tentacles He ran into my tentacles eight times If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same Yeah, but did you do it? Uh uh, not guilty My brother, Mufasa and I had this circus act And my lady, Sarabi used to tag along with us Now the last number in our act We did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row One two three four five, splits, spread eagles Back flips, flip flops one right after the other So, this one night before the show I go down to the hotel Figaro Hangin’ with the hyenas, havin' a few laughs and we ran out of zebra So I run out to get some I come back, into the den And there's Sarabi and Mufasa Doing number seventeen, the spread eagle Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out I don't remember a thing, it wasn't until later When I was washing the blood off my paws I even knew they were dead They had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it, but if I done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? They had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all along I didn't do it, but if I done it How could you tell me that I was wrong? I loved King Stefan more than you could possibly say, he was a artistic guy, sensitive, and full of wishes But he was always trying to find himself He go out every night looking for himself And on the way, he found Flora, Fauna and Merryweather I guess you can say we broke up because of artistic differences He saw himself as alive, and I saw him dead The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum They had it comin', they had it comin' They had it comin' all along 'Cause if they used us and they abused us How could they tell us that we were wrong? He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd been there, if you'd seen it I betcha you would have done the same If you buy dotted one more time Single my glass Eight times Number seventeen, the spread eagle Artistic differences Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes! Spot! Six! Fish! Uh uh, Figaro, Wishes!